Court of Questionable Decisions
FAMOUS CASES
Landmark rulings from the docket. Your case could be next.
CASE #21402😈 DEFENSE
“Text my ex at 2am”
VERDICT: NOT GUILTY · 91% confident →
CASE #21677😇 PROSECUTION
“Get back together with my ex”
VERDICT: GUILTY · 96% confident →
CASE #22091😇 PROSECUTION
“Quit my job to become a day trader”
VERDICT: GUILTY · 97% confident →
CASE #22518😈 DEFENSE
“Get bangs after a breakup”
VERDICT: NOT GUILTY · 88% confident →
CASE #23306😇 PROSECUTION
“Buy a Porsche I can't afford”
VERDICT: GUILTY · 95% confident →
CASE #23961😈 DEFENSE
“Move to Bali with $800”
VERDICT: NOT GUILTY · 84% confident →
CASE #24205😇 PROSECUTION
“Drop out and become a DJ”
VERDICT: GUILTY · 93% confident →
CASE #24812😈 DEFENSE
“Adopt a raccoon as an emotional support animal”
VERDICT: NOT GUILTY · 89% confident →
CASE #25033😇 PROSECUTION
“Get a tattoo of my situationship's name”
VERDICT: GUILTY · 99% confident →
CASE #25467😇 PROSECUTION
“Spend my rent money on concert tickets”
VERDICT: GUILTY · 94% confident →
CASE #26108😈 DEFENSE
“Quit my job to open a llama farm”
VERDICT: NOT GUILTY · 86% confident →
CASE #26694😇 PROSECUTION
“Tell my boss exactly what I think of him in the all-hands meeting”
VERDICT: GUILTY · 92% confident →
CASE #27121😇 PROSECUTION
“Put my life savings into a memecoin”
VERDICT: GUILTY · 98% confident →
CASE #27845😈 DEFENSE
“Book a one-way flight with no plan”
VERDICT: NOT GUILTY · 87% confident →
CASE #28316😈 DEFENSE
“Start a podcast about my cat”
VERDICT: NOT GUILTY · 90% confident →