Court of Questionable Decisions
SHOULD I GET A TATTOO OF MY SITUATIONSHIP'S NAME?
FAMOUS CASE #25033 — THE COURT HAS RULED
CASE #25033😇 PROSECUTION
“Get a tattoo of my situationship's name”
VERDICT: GUILTYCourtroom certainty: 99%
- They will not commit to a Tuesday. You commit skin.
- Ink is permanent. They are demonstrably not.
- Laser removal costs more than the entire relationship did.
- You don’t even have a labeled anniversary to put under it.
- Future you is already screaming through time.
CLOSING STATEMENT
The prosecution’s closing argument is simply their read receipts, projected at full size.
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