Court of Questionable Decisions

SHOULD I QUIT MY JOB TO DAY TRADE?

FAMOUS CASE #22091 — THE COURT HAS RULED

CASE #22091😇 PROSECUTION
Quit my job to become a day trader
VERDICT: GUILTYConfidence: 97%
  • The market does not care about your two weeks’ notice.
  • 90% of day traders lose money. You are not the 10%.
  • A salary is just a trade that always wins.
  • Your “edge” is a YouTube video everyone else also watched.
  • Candlestick charts are not a retirement plan.
CLOSING STATEMENT
Your honor, the only thing this man will be trading is sleep for regret.
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