Court of Questionable Decisions
SHOULD I GET BANGS AFTER A BREAKUP?
FAMOUS CASE #22518 — THE COURT HAS RULED
CASE #22518😈 DEFENSE
“Get bangs after a breakup”
VERDICT: NOT GUILTYConfidence: 88%
- Hair grows back. Heartbreak needs a ribbon cutting ceremony.
- Every era of greatness begins with a dramatic haircut.
- It is cheaper than therapy and faster than closure.
- The scissors cut the bangs AND the emotional ties.
- Worst case, you discover hats. Best case, rebirth.
CLOSING STATEMENT
The defense submits: she did not lose control, she took it — one snip at a time.
Free. No login. The court sees all.
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