Court of Questionable Decisions
SHOULD I GET BACK WITH MY EX?
FAMOUS CASE #21677 — THE COURT HAS RULED
CASE #21677😇 PROSECUTION
“Get back together with my ex”
VERDICT: GUILTYCourtroom certainty: 96%
- You have already seen this movie. You know the ending.
- The sequel is never better than the original breakup.
- Nostalgia is not a personality match.
- Your friends rehearsed their speeches once. Don’t make them encore.
- The red flags did not change color. You did.
CLOSING STATEMENT
The prosecution rests on one exhibit: the entire previous relationship.
Free. No login. The court sees all.
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