Court of Questionable Decisions
SHOULD I BUY A CAR I CAN'T AFFORD?
FAMOUS CASE #23306 — THE COURT HAS RULED
CASE #23306😇 PROSECUTION
“Buy a Porsche I can't afford”
VERDICT: GUILTYConfidence: 95%
- The car loses value faster than you can earn it.
- A 96-month loan is a mortgage with cupholders.
- Nobody at the red light knows your monthly payment. You do.
- Insurance companies saw you coming from miles away.
- You cannot sleep in your credit score.
CLOSING STATEMENT
Members of the jury: the defendant seeks horsepower he cannot feed.
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