Court of Questionable Decisions
SHOULD I TEXT MY EX AT 2AM?
FAMOUS CASE #21402 — THE COURT HAS RULED
CASE #21402😈 DEFENSE
“Text my ex at 2am”
VERDICT: NOT GUILTYConfidence: 91%
- Closure is a human right, available 24 hours a day.
- They were probably about to text you first.
- History’s greatest love letters were not sent at noon.
- Your feelings have no business hours.
- Silence has been tried. The results were inconclusive.
CLOSING STATEMENT
Ladies and gentlemen, the heart files its motions after midnight.
Free. No login. The court sees all.
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