Should I text my ex at 2am? The court rules: NOT GUILTY — Regret Later

Court of Questionable Decisions
SHOULD I TEXT MY EX AT 2AM?FAMOUS CASE #21402 — THE COURT HAS RULED
CASE #21402😈 DEFENSE
“Text my ex at 2am”
VERDICT: NOT GUILTYCourtroom certainty: 91%
Closure is a human right, available 24 hours a day.
They were probably about to text you first.
History’s greatest love letters were not sent at noon.
Your feelings have no business hours.
Silence has been tried. The results were inconclusive.
CLOSING STATEMENT
Ladies and gentlemen, the heart files its motions after midnight.
⚖️ GET A VERDICT ON YOUR OWN IDEAFree. No login. The court sees all.
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