Court of Questionable Decisions
SHOULD I SPEND RENT MONEY ON CONCERT TICKETS?
FAMOUS CASE #25467 — THE COURT HAS RULED
CASE #25467😇 PROSECUTION
“Spend my rent money on concert tickets”
VERDICT: GUILTYCourtroom certainty: 94%
- The concert is 3 hours. Eviction is forever.
- Your landlord does not accept core memories as payment.
- The artist will tour again. Your security deposit will not.
- Floor seats hit different when you live on the floor.
- No encore is worth a futon in your mom’s basement.
CLOSING STATEMENT
Ladies and gentlemen: she cannot scream the lyrics from a property she no longer occupies.
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