Court of Questionable Decisions
SHOULD I QUIT MY JOB TO OPEN A LLAMA FARM?
FAMOUS CASE #26108 — THE COURT HAS RULED
CASE #26108😈 DEFENSE
“Quit my job to open a llama farm”
VERDICT: NOT GUILTYConfidence: 86%
- Llamas do not schedule 8am stand-up meetings.
- Wool is a growth industry. Literally.
- Nobody on their deathbed wished for more spreadsheets.
- Llamas spit on people they dislike. Finally, honest coworkers.
- The barn has better work-life balance than your open office.
CLOSING STATEMENT
The defense rests, your honor — preferably in a field, surrounded by llamas.
⚖️ GET A VERDICT ON YOUR OWN IDEAFree. No login. The court sees all.
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