Court of Questionable Decisions
SHOULD I DROP OUT AND BECOME A DJ?
FAMOUS CASE #24205 — THE COURT HAS RULED
CASE #24205😇 PROSECUTION
“Drop out and become a DJ”
VERDICT: GUILTYCourtroom certainty: 93%
- The world has 40 million DJs and 12 paying gigs.
- Your student loans do not pause for the drop.
- A laptop and confidence are not a business plan.
- Even your hype man’s mom has doubts.
- The degree takes 2 years. The regret takes 20.
CLOSING STATEMENT
Your honor, the beat may drop — but so will his future earnings.
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