Court of Questionable Decisions
SHOULD I START A PODCAST ABOUT MY CAT?
FAMOUS CASE #28316 — THE COURT HAS RULED
CASE #28316😈 DEFENSE
“Start a podcast about my cat”
VERDICT: NOT GUILTYConfidence: 90%
- The co-host works for treats and never cancels.
- Niche content is the only content that survives.
- Joe Rogan started somewhere. Probably not lower than this.
- Your cat already has more personality than most podcast guests.
- Zero listeners is just pre-viral.
CLOSING STATEMENT
The defense rests — and so does the co-host, 18 hours a day, like a professional.
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