Court of Questionable Decisions
SHOULD I PUT MY SAVINGS INTO A MEMECOIN?
FAMOUS CASE #27121 — THE COURT HAS RULED
CASE #27121😇 PROSECUTION
“Put my life savings into a memecoin”
VERDICT: GUILTYConfidence: 98%
- The coin is named after a dog. The dog does not know.
- “To the moon” is not listed as an investment strategy anywhere.
- The whitepaper is a JPEG.
- Your retirement should not depend on a Discord server’s mood.
- When the influencer sells, you become the exit liquidity.
CLOSING STATEMENT
The prosecution rests, your honor — much like this coin’s developers, who rested permanently last Tuesday.
Free. No login. The court sees all.
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